May 30
Oh look everyone, its the Crested Owl (Lophostrix cristata) from Central and South America.
“Would you like to hear what I said again?”
NO OWL I’M JUST TRYING TO GET TO THE CASTLE JESUS FUCK SHUT UP
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May 29
I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.
You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants
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May 29
- looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
- looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
- looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
- looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
- looking at myself right now: how embarassing
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May 29
Justin has a vision in the airport.
He knows what’s gone.
He knows what must be brought back.
Sexy.
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May 29
“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”
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May 28
I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use Paint. →
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